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I know that most of you out there are wondering “How can I increase the chances of getting injured while playing the Wii?” Well let me be one of the firsts to introduce you to the Dragon Wii Fishing Rod Advance.

Yes, that’s right… it’s a 4 ft. piece of hard plastic that attaches to the front of the Wii Remote. Not only can you get hit in the head, but you now have the chance of being stabbed or going blind.

The “Functions” of the Dragon Wii Fishing Rod Advance are some of the best I’ve ever seen… be sure to pay close attention to bullet 3.

• NOVEL DESIGN.
• EASY SET UP AND USE.
• AMAZING AND FANTASTIC.
• PHYSICAL EXERCISE IDEAL WII ACCESSORIE PRODUCT

So what do you guys think about this “amazing and fantastic” product?