I have a confession to make. I set out this weekend to play the crap out of No More Heroes 2; to dominate suckas and drop tons of saves with Travis Touchdown. I was going to participate in an orgy of ultraviolence. The problem was, I got Modern Warfare: Reflex, and it is so choice. I’ll admit that the game totally snuck up on me, and I didn’t think it was going to be very good; thing is, Infinity Ward dominates at making games. It’s every bit as good as the original Modern Warfare. In fact, it’s the exact same game only it uses Wii controls. Obviously it doesn’t look as good, but I don’t mind. Especially when I’m shooting terrorist scumbags in their face. So, yeah, I didn’t get to play much NMH2 this weekend, and I didn’t get any time in on Shattered Memories, and I’m not even sad about it. I’ve still got those two to get through, Reflex is waiting on me, Mass Effect 2 may be the best game I’ve played in a very long time, and the PS3 is getting Tales From Liberty City for GTA4. (Side note: Seriously, ME2 is stupidly good. It’s like a BA Star Trek/Star Wars hybrid where you play the captain and get to kill all sorts of aliens and pick up all the alien betties. Yes, I know it’s not a Wii game, but it’s too good not to mention on this site. I suggest the PC version, only because the 360 is crap.) I think I may build a bomb shelter under the guise of protection for when the Vampires & Robots takeover, but it’ll really be just for me to live in and play all these awesome videogames that I’ve got!!

So, did any of you pick up on the Juno reference in my title? That’s right, I watched Juno. I didn’t even hate it, at least I don’t think I did; I just asked Mrs. Mike and she said “it was okay, we didn’t hate it…” Michael Cera is funny to us, mainly because he just plays himself in every movie or role ever. I personally prefer him as George Michael; he should just change his name to George Michael. I would be willing to bet that if he did he’d get a lot more work, and wouldn’t have to worry about that Michael Cera knockoff that was in Zombieland or that Carnie movie with K-Stew. (Side-note: I’ve been reading way too much ONTD and may be slightly obsessed with Twilight and Vampires…) I mean, who the eff wouldn’t go see a movie with an awkward ass/emo teen who is constantly uncomfortable and slightly funny AND is named George Michael? I’d buy tickets right now if there were such a movie in theaters. But, there’s not… There’s also no Harry Potter movie in theaters right now, which honestly makes me kinda sad. Luckily, LEGO has our back and is going to milk the “let’s make a game based on a totally awesome series of movies and/or books using nothing but LEGO’s and we could have all our favorite characters and locations made out of LEGO’s” thing they’ve got going on a bit more with, LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4. Basically, if you’ve seen the movies, you’ve probably read the books, which means you’ve lived through all this at least twice. You may as well relive it through the magic that is little plastic blocks that can snap onto each other eventually building a discernible shape or mass before being left in the middle of the floor for your parent to trip over in the middle of the night and then getting thrown away making you cry. I share too much…. Lemme share with you the latest trailer from the upcoming game, which will be in stores this May. Enjoy, and stay thirsty my friends.