I hate wasps. I’m not talking about the kind that go to UGA. You know, those guys who wear LaCoste shirts with J. Crew seersucker shorts, and sunglasses that they’ve got a strap on to make sure that they don’t forget them at the bar after one too many Coors Lights. I’m talking about the kind that sting. My backyard is like some sort of oasis for bees and wasps right now. The bees kinda bother me, but I’ve got a feeling the wasps have it out for me. They just seem mean. Then there’s the fact that sometimes they get in our laundry room and I have to Raid their asses; maybe they know I’ve murdered their brethren and they’re plotting a wasp revolt. I should definitely watch my back from now on…

You know who else should watch their back? Game developers not named Ubisoft. Why is that you may ask? Well, because Ubisoft is the only developer publishing the thunder-sex that is the new Prince of Persia game. The Forgotten Sands for the Wii looks absolutely amazing. It’s definitely going to be a contender for prettiest Wii game yet. If you need proof, you’ll find it below in the form of a brand new gameplay trailer. Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands hits stores on May 18. Enjoy, and stay thirsty my friends.